anyway, here's our latest, and possibly least-crude:
the playerz were myself, my wife KT adn our good friend Timmy T. perhaps later i'll go back and translate some of the text.
so here's the translation:
"Meat-wagon hound was sad."
"Slump the sausage dog was so depressed about being poo-shaped that he had to be pulled along on a trolley."
"Ethol the stupid hat farmer was looking forward to showing his wife, who he called Daniel, the steaming flat turd that would spice up their marriage. "
"The buck-toothed scoutmaster was clearly confusing viagra and colonic irrigation advertising, thought Jeremia, dressed as he was in a french maid's attire and still trying to avoid the horny cows. "